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Wednesday July

15 Paradise Chaps

32 Isaiahs 11

Prelude

Saturday July

18 Ramrod Buddies Isaiahs

7 Chaps

0**

7Paradise

Prelude

Upcoming Games:

** forfeit

Beantown Softball League Scoreboard

Wednesday July 29 Paradise 1270

vs. Ramrod*

vs. Isaiahs*

Up to Tuesday, July 14th

Won

Lost

Pct.

G.B.

Paradise

by DON HOMER

Chaps Buddies 1270

Ramrod Isaiahs Prelude

3314830

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Saturday August 1 Wednesday August 2

Paradise

vs. 1270*

Ramrod

vs. Prelude*

477836

.765

1/2

Chaps 1270

vs. Isaiahs* vs. Prelude*

..611

.600

.500

.187

.000

*Note: A coin toss will determine a team's first or last at bat for this third and final game with each team. The coin toss must be witnessed by either the umpire or a league officer just prior to the start of the game.

Crotch-shot, Shirley, Muffin, & Slim Jim

addio

Tommy Hunt holding his bat

A study in.... Everything's wrong!

GREETINGS

ALL STAR GAME

SPORT FANS!

This coming Saturday, July 25th, 10:30 a. m., on the Boston Common. The Beantown Softball League All Stars vs. The Medford Malden All Stars. (Carl DeLuca, Umpire) Come on all you jock supporters Show up! We are going to show them that fairies not only fly, but they play damned good softball too. Sat. July 25th, 10:30 a. m. B. Comm Support us! SCAPEGOAT

Barclay Churchill, Mgr. /Owner of The House of Quagmire in the South End refused to support the Beantown Softball League for reasons too ridiculous and asinine to print. Need I say more to the intelligent fans and members of the league ?

BEANTOWN SOFTBALL LEAGUE PLAY OFFS AT CLEMENTE FIELD / ON THE FENWAY

SATURDAY AUGUST 8th...... 4th

3rd

place VS. place vs.

1st. 2nd

SUNDAY

AUGUST 9th....

2nd

place vs.

3rd

1st

place vs.

4th

MAKE A NOTE ON YOUR CALENDAR !

DON'T MISS THESE EXCITING PLAY OFF GAMES. WHO WILL BE THE CHAMPS ? DIS GRACE JONES

DIS GRACE JONES DIS GRACE JONES Remember a few months back when Grace Jones made an extremely brief appearance at Cyclorama in the South End, and ended up spitting at her outraged gay audience? Only a fool puts their hand on a hot stove twice !

DECISIONS, DECISIONS !

What would you wear for an ENDLESS, MINDLESS, SUMMER SEX, party at BUDDIES on Tuesday, Aug. 11th, at 9:00p.m. ? Answer: A Skirt and a Blouse sans bra, of course! Jimmy Grew... You're tops on my list, even if you are a bottom! Michael" Little Mary Sunshine "J. .... With age you are getting to be nice, ..... or did you have a bad night?

EXHIBITIONISTS

Support the B. S. L. !

Paradise vs. Kiss 108 Sunday August 16th, 5:00 p.m., on the Boston Common. MARIO MATTEI ENTERPRISES EXPANDS Was having chic cocktails Saturday p. m. on Miss P's & Big Gary's small, but smart roof deck on Chandler St. While lanquidly gazing eastward ( Appleton St.) I noticed a new Pizza Hut, or is it a Foto-Mat on the roof top of Mario Mattei's ( Chaps) elegant new town house. That girl is really branching out!

DISASTER ON THE HORIZON

Cheap Sweep, a not off the ground yet apartment cleaning establishment operated by J. "Teenie Weenie Hung Like A Clam " King (or is it Queen?) invites you to try her services at YOUR OWN RISK. Cheap Sweep cleaned for me once..... she sweeped (or is it swept ?) a not so cheap porcelain pegasus, off of the mantel and onto the floor, and God knows what else went out the front door,....... and denied it! "The Clam's slogan is.... floors, windows, ironing, etc. etc. But You" However, for an extra five bucks you can have her too, and whatever else you might catch. Everything lend her anything..... you'll never get it back!

JOE MC GOWAN & BILL STEVENS DISSAPEAR TOGETHER

AND.... don't ever

The 1270's Top Of The Twelve benifit for the Beantown Softball League was great fun. It was a beautiful, warm, breezy night on 12's new roof top. What a great place! Kevin Docherty, 1270's softball team mgr., and David Karasek, 1270's hot, sultry, steaming, sexy bartender were very fashionable wearing Babe Homer chocolate whipped cream facial masks. Joe McGowan, Mgr and Bill Stevens ("the other columnist ") conveniently dissapeared just when the pie auction began.

Everyone knows WHERE THE ENERGY FLOWS

-PIPELINEa fund raiser for the Beantown Softball League. The Big One Of The Season at PIPELINE Thursday July 30th, 9:00 p. m. (SEE AD ON OPPOSITE PAGE)

P.S.

BE A JOCK SUPPORTER! SUPPORT THE BEANTOWN SOFTBALL LEAGUE AND YOUR FAVORITE TEAM.

GOODNIGHT ALL!

P. P. S. GOODNIGHT BILLY.

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